has your mom ever woken up with just the stupidest mood? well today was that day.
the phone rang and it was one of her friends and she was still in bed but i brought it to her anyways. she talked for about an hour. she's one of those people who if you interrupt her on the phone, will murder you. well after she was off the phone, i asked her if i could invite my friend over if i cleaned my room. she screamed at me and said 'no!!! the house is a disaster!' so i asked if i could clean my room and invite her over tomorrow. she said she would think about it. so she was all angry and i was going to make some lunch. she said she was hungry and i asked her if she wanted me to make her an egg. she yelled and said no and i said, 'fine then eat a bagel-dog.'
so she made one and then went and sat in her recliner and watched shows from like the 80's. yesterday, i had opened the drawer of the end table and it was really squeaky and she had been watching tv and yelled at me to go away and be quiet so she could hear the tv. so i had left it open and left. today, she found it opened and yelled at me for that too. i told her why it was open and she said 'you just have an excuse for everything, dont you?!!!!!!' so she freaked out and said 'im going christmas shopping!! and you know that keyboard in your room was supposed to be for christmas right!?!'
so i said yes and went to my room. of course she only said that so that she could get away with getting me less presents. now i nee to go clean my room so she doesnt come back from shopping and slit my throat.
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